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Introducing Spread Craft: Unleashing the Mystical Madness of Card Readings!
By Katta Mapes, Your Psycho-Spiritual Guide and Explorer
Feeling like your life needs a pinch of cosmic wonder? Look no further, my friend! Welcome to Spread Craft, where we take card readings to a whole new level of enchantment. Tarot, Oracle, or any other card layouts, we've got you covered with an extra sprinkle of humor and wit!
As with all card readings there are two dimensions:
The meaning of the card
You can begin by learning these meanings in the booklet that came with your card deck and other books. From there you allow your intuition to speak to you about the meaning of a card in a particular reading. You may finally discover that that same card may mean something different in another reading as your intuition expands to allow the message to come through.
The placement of the card in the layout or spread
There are classic spreads like the Celtic Cross and others that are the traditional way to place the card with a space for past, present and future plus the most common concerns that bring people to a card reading: career, romance, family and friends, finances and more.
Again, the way to start learning about how to spread the cards is with the deck booklet and other books. Finally, you can start to explore Spread Craft where you find creative and organic ways to spread the cards in a layout that is customized to the issues of concern.
Our inner jester is just now introducing you to these deliciously fun spreads.
1. The "Crazy Cat Lady" Spread:
Now, who doesn't secretly aspire to be a cat lady? This whimsical spread will not only reveal your future, but also inform you about the number of cats you'll have at any given point. From "Single Kittenitis" to "Kingdom of Felines", this spread is all about counting your fur babies and predicting if your closet will ever have a "meow-gnificent" collection of scratch posts.
2. The "Dim Sum Destiny" Spread:
Are you a fan of Chinese cuisine? Get ready to dive into a mouthwatering fortune-telling experience! This spread uses cards to predict your future as a professional dumpling connoisseur. You'll discover if you're destined for "Hot Pot Royalty" or if you'll sadly remain a "Soy Sauce Sous Chef." Remember, with great pork buns comes great responsibility!
3. The "Hogwarts House of Fate" Spread:
Have you always wondered which magical house you'd be sorted into at Hogwarts? Well, this spread not only reveals your future, but also sorts you into Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, or Slytherin! The cards know all, from whether your future holds Quidditch glory or Potions mishaps, to whether you'll befriend mystical creatures or just collect expired Chocolate Frog cards.
4. The "Netflix and Clairvoyance" Spread:
Need a night in filled with predictions and popcorn? This spread is perfect for binge-watchers seeking some supernatural entertainment between episodes! Let the cards decide what show you should watch next, from thrilling true crime documentaries to otherworldly sci-fi dramas. Bonus: if it predicts a detective path in your future, it might be time to grab that magnifying glass and solve your own mysteries!
5. The "Celeb Connection" Spread:
Curious about your celebrity doppelganger or your potential Hollywood destiny? Unveil the secrets of stardom with this star-studded spread! Will you become the next Oscar-winning actor or a quirky talk show host? The cards hold the answers, my friend! Just remember, fame and fortune might come with some paparazzi-induced shenanigans. Prepare your best red-carpet pose!
Remember, folks, Spread Craft is all about embracing the mystical side of life while having a good laugh. So grab your favorite deck of cards, buckle up for some magical madness, and let's embark on a journey of whimsy and wit through the intuitive art of card readings!
P.S. In case you are wondering, Psycho-Spirituality is a blend of psychology and spirituality.
AWAKEN – become more aware
&
DISCOVER – explore all of who you are ~ human and soul